The Church of Paskapää

The Church of

Paskapää

An institution for people who would rather get things done.

  • Tenets10
  • Heresy1
  • Authorities0

01The Tenets

  1. 01

    Do your own work.

  2. 02

    Do it diligently.

  3. 03

    Be honest about what you did and didn’t do.

  4. 04

    Take responsibility for the result.

  5. 05

    Don’t demand that everyone else share your worldview.

  6. 06

    Don’t preach in the streets.

  7. 07

    Don’t mistake tools for virtues or vices.

  8. 08

    If something is broken, fix it.

  9. 09

    If someone else does something better, learn from them.

  10. 10

    Go home and have a beer.Optional. Beer is not a dependency.

02The Heresy

Spending more time explaining why other people are doing things wrong than doing your own work.

If you recognised someone else in this sentence, read it again.

03The Canon

  • The Supreme AuthorityNobody.
  • The Sacred TextThe actual source code.
  • The Official Ritual$git commit

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